If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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Well, they say honesty is the best policy, but it seems like some people might prefer a more lucrative career path! If lying paid as well as a CEO salary, we’d have a whole new generation of billionaires lining up for the job. Just imagine the job interview: “So, what would you say is your greatest strength?” “Oh, definitely my ability to tell a convincing fib!”

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