Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.
  • When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”
  • How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?
  • Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?
  • I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.
  • I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.