If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”. Posted onOct 17, 20232 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase. I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it. There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second. Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne. Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.