If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean? Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working. I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them. I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them. If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?