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"Who needs words at the salon when your fingers can speak the universal language of haircuts? 💇‍♂️✂️ Just imagine the confusion if your fingers decided to do jazz hands instead! 🤣"

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

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Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

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Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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Making waves on Threads:

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

Going bananas on Instagram:

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Breaking via YouTube:

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

Just shared via Telegram:

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Shared recently on Instagram:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

Spotted on Reddit:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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