If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean? Posted on23 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs words at the salon when your fingers can speak the universal language of haircuts? 💇♂️✂️ Just imagine the confusion if your fingers decided to do jazz hands instead! 🤣" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working. I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch. You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both. Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.