If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing. Funny Quotes June 15, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me. The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration. I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me. I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated. I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.
