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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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Oh, the sound of marital chewing – reaching across state lines and beyond! 🗣️🍽️ It's like a crunchy, munchy symphony that refuses to fade away. 🎵👂Talk about a love/hate relationship with snacks…and spouses! 💔😂



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