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Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

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I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

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Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

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If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.