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"Attention kings 🤴👑: When she claims you're her whole world 🌎, just a gentle reminder that there are plenty of other planets out there! 🪐 Stay vigilant and keep exploring the galaxy of love! 🚀💫"

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

50 shares on WeChat this month:

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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Just shared via Pinterest:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

Making waves on TikTok:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Seen just now on Threads:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Seen just now on WeChat:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Going viral on Threads:

Making art is making love to the world.

Trending via YouTube:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Death by a thousand stupid questions.

Making waves on Instagram:

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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