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Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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I’m sick of living through history!

1 month ago
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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

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My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

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If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

I’m sick of living through history!

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Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

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And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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