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Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

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I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.