Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.
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  • Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”
  • There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.
  • Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!
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