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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Commentary:
"Like trying to sell ice to an Eskimo! πŸ™…β€β™€οΈ If she's loyal, she's not gonna entertain your advances. You might as well try to teach a fish to ride a bicycle! 🐟🚲"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, dating, humor, keep, loyal, loyal woman, man, relationship, reply, trying, woman, women on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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