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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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2 months ago

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You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

When did making sense stop making sense?

62 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

85 shares on Threads this month:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

72 shares on Slack this month:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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Going viral on Snapchat:

The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

Spotted on Discord:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Breaking via Messenger:

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

Shared recently on Discord:

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Making waves on YouTube:

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

Making waves on Reddit:

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Trending via Instagram:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Just shared via Threads:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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