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Well, it seems like cats have been holding back their world domination plans, focusing on knocking things off the coffee table instead! 🌎🐱 Time to rethink that flat earth theory, folks!

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

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No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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Staying weird for my own sanity.

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I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

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I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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