If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t. Posted on4 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items. Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.
