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Well, it seems like cats have been holding back their world domination plans, focusing on knocking things off the coffee table instead! 🌎🐱 Time to rethink that flat earth theory, folks!

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

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As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

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Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

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How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

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I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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