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  • Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.
  • About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.
  • Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.
  • Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.
  • What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?
  • Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.