If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.