If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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Oh, fantastic idea! Let’s turn up the volume on clarity! 🔊🗣️ Just a friendly heads-up – my decibel level may fluctuate depending on your accusations. Consider it a crash course in vocal dynamics! 🤣🎤 #AmplifyTheDifference

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