If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

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I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

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What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

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A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.