If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it. You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know. Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.