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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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"Ah, the classic 'I'll get back to you whenever I feel like it' strategy. ๐Ÿ™ƒ Remember to keep your phone on high alert for that eventual return call – it's like a surprise from the universe! ๐Ÿ“žโณ"



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