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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.