If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them. If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be. “Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.