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Wow, talk about setting the bar high for yourself! 🎉🍔💪 Who knew weight gain could be seen as an accomplishment? Overachieving in all aspects, including the food coma department! 😂👏

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My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

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Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

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Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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My life is based on a true story.

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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