Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.
  • Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.
  • My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.
  • Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.
  • You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.
  • Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.