If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Surviving without starring in a murder documentary? That's an achievement to celebrate! 🕵️♂️🔪💼 Just another reminder that your life is drama-free… well, at least of the crime scene kind! 😅👏" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns. Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation. My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.
