If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Commentary:
"Surviving without starring in a murder documentary? That's an achievement to celebrate! πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ”ͺπŸ’Ό Just another reminder that your life is drama-free… well, at least of the crime scene kind! πŸ˜…πŸ‘"