If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win. Posted on2 months ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Surviving without starring in a murder documentary? That's an achievement to celebrate! π΅οΈββοΈπͺπΌ Just another reminder that your life is drama-free… well, at least of the crime scene kind! π π" Related Funny Quotes π€ Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this donβt happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, thatβs all that happens in small towns. My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse. My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary. Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally youβll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder. Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.