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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.