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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.