If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI. Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Riding a bike in New York City: Look Ma, no DUI! Riding in Tennessee: Just trying to stay sober…or pretending to be Lance Armstrong! 🚴♂️🚓" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time. Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it. Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”. Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.
