If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Riding a bike in New York City: Look Ma, no DUI! Riding in Tennessee: Just trying to stay sober…or pretending to be Lance Armstrong! 🚴♂️🚓" Related Funny Posts 🤝 King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City. Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City. Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time. Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it. Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.