If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.
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"Riding a bike in New York City: Look Ma, no DUI! Riding in Tennessee: Just trying to stay sober…or pretending to be Lance Armstrong! 🚴‍♂️🚓"

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