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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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Going viral on Instagram:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Going viral on Instagram:

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Going viral on YouTube:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Trending via X:

I disagree with my politics.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Broadcasted on X:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Making waves on Messenger:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

6 months ago

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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Ah, IKEA, where lovebirds can go from assembling furniture together to dismantling their relationship in the blink of an eye! 🇸🇪💔 Who knew those adorable Swedish meatballs and stylish shelving units could lead to such meltdown drama in the aisles? 😂 Just remember, it's always wise to measure your love compatibility before attempting to put together a Billy bookcase! 🛋️🔧 #IKEArelationshipwoes

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That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

Reported on Discord:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Breaking via Threads:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Breaking via Twitch:

Being social sucks all my energy.

Just shared via Messenger:

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Just landed via Slack:

I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

Just landed via Telegram:

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Making waves on Reddit:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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