I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Commentary:
Don’t worry, not everyone can pull off the toothpick swagger like a cowboy in a wild west movie. 🤠 Keep rockin’ your own style – maybe start with a grilled cheese sandwich in hand instead! 🧀🤪 #ChewingMySnackNotToothpick

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