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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

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My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

12 shares on Slack this month:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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You can’t spell disappointment without me.

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I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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