I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you) Funny Quotes October 2, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you) Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid. Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do. Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone. Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked. What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.