Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has viewed:

When I was little, I didnโ€™t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didnโ€™t care either.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has copied:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You donโ€™t go above twenty-five.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡พ has bookmarked:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has downloaded:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprioโ€™s next girlfriend.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ผ has bookmarked:

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has viewed:

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has bookmarked:

Nothing bores me like twins who donโ€™t look alike, you shouldโ€™ve just dropped later if youโ€™re not going to participate.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ has downloaded:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase โ€œno worriesโ€ I have been lying. There are many worries.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ has bookmarked:

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I have an appointment' excuse strikes again! ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ Who knew appointments were the ultimate productivity repellant? ๐Ÿคฃ Time to sit back, relax, and wait for that elusive appointment to magically make us busy all day! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธโœจ"



Welcome to Wordgag! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŒ๏ธ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online