I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

I'm actually really good looking if you don't look at me.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like you’ve got that mysterious charm going on. Reminds me of those hidden treasure maps – you just have to squint a bit to appreciate the beauty beneath the surface. Who knew your good looks were a hidden gem waiting to be discovered!

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