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“Ah, the thrill of strategic suckage selection! Who will earn the prestigious title of ‘First to Suck’ today? 🤔 May the odds be ever in your favor! 😂”
I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.
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Ah, the ultimate prank from beyond the grave! Nothing says ‘rest in peace’ quite like a posthumous text blast. Just imagine all the confusion and amusement that would ensue as friends and family receive heartfelt messages from the great beyond. The deceased might even become known as the ultimate party host, orchestrating one final gathering long after they’ve departed. It’s a brilliant mix of sentiment and humor that’s sure to leave everyone scratching their heads in wonder and appreciation.