I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created. If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel. If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play. There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.