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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

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Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

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Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.