I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

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I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.