Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.
  • May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.
  • Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.
  • If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.
  • A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?
  • I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.