I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

5 months ago

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"Wow, talk about talent! 😂👂💤 Forgetfulness level: Expert! Who knew ignoring could be such a valuable skill? 🙉🙅‍♂️ #MultitaskingPro"

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