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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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Mike is short for Micycle.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.