Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.
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  • Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.
  • “I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?
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  • I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.