I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese. My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!” Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands. How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?