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  • Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.
  • First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.
  • I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.
  • I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.
  • I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.
  • Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.