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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

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I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

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A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

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Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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Avocado is just green butter.

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

My nickname in high school was “who?”

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

Are you a software update, because not now!

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

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