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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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"Who needs a perfect 10 when you can be a deliciously entertaining combination of two 5s sprinkled with cheese and chocolate? 🧀🍫 Aim for cheesy-chocolaty greatness, and watch them melt at your charm! 😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged body, body image, cheese, chocolate, comparison, confidence, food, humor, image, joke, self-esteem, together on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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