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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

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When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?