I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a perfect 10 when you can be a deliciously entertaining combination of two 5s sprinkled with cheese and chocolate? 🧀🍫 Aim for cheesy-chocolaty greatness, and watch them melt at your charm! 😉" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point. If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese. My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!” Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time. I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.