I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon. Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity? Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
