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  • I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.
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  • Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.
  • Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.
  • Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.
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