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My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

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He who laughs last didn’t get it.

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My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.