Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.
  • Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.
  • People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?
  • The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.
  • Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.
  • The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.