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Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.