Commentary:
"Who says you're gaining weight? You're simply a candy connoisseur, engaging in the sweet science of candy retention instead! 
Embrace the sweetness within you and keep on retaining candy with pride! 
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- I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.
- When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.
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- Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.
- When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.
