Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.
  • My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.
  • I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.
  • The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.
  • A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?
  • If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.