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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.