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"Me trying to adult like 🤑: 'I need to save money.' Me also sneaking an extra scoop of ice cream like 🍦: 'You only live once.' The eternal struggle of financial responsibility vs. living your best life! 😂 #AdultingProbs"

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Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

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“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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2 months ago

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Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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I remember sex. That was cool.

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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

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Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

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Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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