I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.” Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress. Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket. Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning. There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.
