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69 shares on Telegram this month:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

71 shares on Discord this month:

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

12 shares on Discord this month:

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

93 shares on Facebook this month:

The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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Unfollowers, take me with you!

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

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Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

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Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

My life is based on a true story.

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My life is based on a true story.

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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