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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

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I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

33 shares on Discord this month:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

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My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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This sex could have been an email.

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Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

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“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

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