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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.