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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walma…

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walma…

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Looks like you've got the rare superpower of nasal superiority in a realm filled with mouth-breathers! 🌬️😂 Breathe in that sweet victory, my fellow nostril ninja! #NosePower

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breathing, humor, nose, observation, person, shopping, unique, Walmart on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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