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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

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Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

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If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

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You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

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If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

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I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

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I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

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There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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