Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.
- Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?
- Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.
- I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.
- My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.
