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Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

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The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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"Picture this: cramped inside the Trojan horse, surrounded by the lads, engulfed in darkness, trying to stifle your giggles like hehehe ๐Ÿด๐Ÿคซ Who knew sneaking into Troy could be this entertaining?"

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Did you know that the Trojan horse, as described in the quote, is not just a myth but also a symbol of deception and trickery in ancient history? ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ



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