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I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?