In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIn a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady. Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home. Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.