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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

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