Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing? Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Insomnia: when your brain decides to throw a party at 3 AM, but the rest of you isn't invited 🌙😴 #SleepStruggles #NightOwlLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board. I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking. You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.” Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’