Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing? Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppInsomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board. I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking. Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”
