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"Watching Hoarders: The ultimate motivation for making even the messiest of spaces look fabulous! 🏡✨ Who needs cleaning supplies when you've got reality TV to compare with, right? 😆📺 #CleaningGoals"

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17 shares on Instagram this month:

Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

98 shares on Slack this month:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

61 shares on Telegram this month:

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

11 shares on Discord this month:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

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Just took off my daytime sweatpants and put on my nighttime sweatpants.

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

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Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

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Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Keep the laugh going 😂

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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