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"Watching Hoarders: The ultimate motivation for making even the messiest of spaces look fabulous! 🏡✨ Who needs cleaning supplies when you've got reality TV to compare with, right? 😆📺 #CleaningGoals"

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Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

44 shares on X this month:

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

91 shares on X this month:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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The peace of not knowing.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

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“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

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