Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!” Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppInstead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday. I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday. I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.