Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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"Who would've thought that the very item designed for jogging is now the go-to choice for binge-watching Netflix all day 🏃‍♂️🍿 Maybe it's not laziness, just fashion-forward thinking in disguise!"

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