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"Who would've thought that the very item designed for jogging is now the go-to choice for binge-watching Netflix all day 🏃‍♂️🍿 Maybe it's not laziness, just fashion-forward thinking in disguise!"

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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65 shares on Threads this month:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

66 shares on X this month:

Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

99 shares on Twitch this month:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

90 shares on X this month:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

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Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

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Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Going bananas on Reddit:

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Live now on LinkedIn:

You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

Just shared via Slack:

Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

Making waves on X:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Making waves on Slack:

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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