Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

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Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.