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Isn't it strange how one hand is the star performer while the other is just a clueless bystander? 🤔🖐️ "Come on, left hand, it's time to step up your game!" 😂✍️ #HandyQuirks

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Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

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No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

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I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.

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Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.

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Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

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ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

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Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

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America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

My bank account is also in retrograde.

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Keep the laugh going 😂

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

My bank account is also in retrograde.

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