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Isn't it strange how one hand is the star performer while the other is just a clueless bystander? 🤔🖐️ "Come on, left hand, it's time to step up your game!" 😂✍️ #HandyQuirks

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94 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

54 shares on Slack this month:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

85 shares on Slack this month:

If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

33 shares on X this month:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

96 shares on X this month:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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You can’t spell disappointment without me.

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

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My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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I used to have a great future in my past.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.

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One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

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Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

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This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

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The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, that’d be priority #1.

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Keep the laugh going 😂

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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