It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIt goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.” Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything. People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way. I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong. If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”