It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when the… Commentary:"Imagine the struggle for a vampire trying to achieve that perfect smile! No wonder they're always in a bad mood 😬🧛♂️ #VampireProblems" Related Funny Posts 🤝 There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers. Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating. They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out. I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss. I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.