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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when the…

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when the…

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"Imagine the struggle for a vampire trying to achieve that perfect smile! No wonder they're always in a bad mood 😬🧛‍♂️ #VampireProblems"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged fangs, floss, hard, humor, hygiene, irony, mirror, reflection, vampire on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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