Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.
  • I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.
  • I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.
  • I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
  • Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.
  • People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”