It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

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I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

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I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.