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The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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Wake me up when I’m rich!