Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.
  • I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.
  • People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.
  • If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.
  • It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.
  • Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.