It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.