Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.
  • I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.
  • My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.
  • The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.
  • Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.
  • Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.