It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.