It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

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A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.