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I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”