I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something. Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oh, just casually dropping a 'hello' to Santa like it's no big deal, but we all know it's just a clever ploy to get on the nice list 🎅🏼✨ #SantaKnowsBest" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash. Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something. The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even. Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.
